Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz with "Scrooge & Marley" centered

with "Scrooge & Marley" centered in large distressed blackletter type

and bare muscular shoulders rendered in cartoon line art with a stern expression

A red ribbon banner at the bottom contains gold text reading "NO ONE CAN RESIST MY SCHWEDDY BALLS

" A red accordion illustration sits beside dark red text reading "Very big in Sheboygan

with "PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE" in small cream capitals curving beneath it

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz with "Scrooge & Marley" centeredSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved