Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Slapping "never settle" on a

Slapping "never settle" on a buckle hat is the kind of historical gaslighting that deserves its own textbook chapter

golden-yellow wings

and vertical white block letters reading "CHINATOWN" along the right side

Spencer's Gifts perfected this decades ago

Curved distressed white serif text reads "IT'S ALL IN THE REFLEXES" above "SINCE 1986

Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Slapping "never settle" on aBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit