Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown Hawaii" in matching olive green

Hawaii" in matching olive green with distressed texture throughout

Claiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning-Kruger effect doing a victory lap

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "WORLD'S" across the top

Colt Lanes stood as a Baltimore-area institution across Towson

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown Hawaii" in matching olive greenTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered