San Dimas 2688 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Long Sleeve T-Shirt smokey and the bandit Red script text reads "Port"

Red script text reads "Port" beside a black illustration of a bowling ball scattering pins with radiating impact lines

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

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flanked by red decorative scroll banners and featuring a strawberry illustration on the jar body

Distressed white block text reads "I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE" in uppercase sans-serif lettering

San Dimas 2688 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Long Sleeve T-Shirt smokey and the bandit Red script text reads "Port"Bowling averages being way up is genuinely the most ambitious benchmark any civilization has ever set. Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: White wireframe line art depicts angular modernist buildings and geometric round trees in a retro futuristic style. Bold yellow block text reads "SAN DIMAS" above monospaced