Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex T-Shirt pw1 Greeting your history teacher with

Greeting your history teacher with a lei and a shaka is the ultimate act of academic civil disobedience

giving communities something to rally around long before television changed everything

carrying the identity of a Kansas railroad town into the Western League

and you wave from the driveway without making prolonged eye contact

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