Check Out My Junk - Women's T-Shirt Size:S flanked by light blue wavy

flanked by light blue wavy lines and bubbles

Pearls before swine hits different when the swine have thumbs down

and a wide grin

You big dummy—don’t miss out on this one

Colorful wrapped gift boxes in red

Check Out My Junk - Women's T-Shirt Size:S flanked by light blue wavyPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan