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A large brown bowling ball sits behind a mid-century Googie-style building illustration in brown and coral-orange

Arched red serif text reads "MIRACLE IN THE DESERT" above a red and golden-tan illustration of a sultan figure standing with arms crossed

A mid-century bowling alley rendered in teal

Branding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons

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