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Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

Arched distressed white display text reads "MCFLY BRAND" above smaller arched text reading "LIFE PRESERVERS

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A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Dark red script text reads "Gus Polinski" beside curved dark text reading "polka king of the midwest" around a cartoon portrait of Gus Polinski

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