Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Leaving out milk without cookies

Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department

Arched distressed white text reads "PORTLAND" above a weathered white illustration of an igloo with a baseball rising behind it

letting people swear in public while maintaining total deniability

and basketball flanked by small stars

This design is part of our retro collection

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Leaving out milk without cookiesBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact