Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt victoria a teal and purple shield

a teal and purple shield crest topped with a golden crown sits between purple block capitals reading "HOTELS" and "VILLAS

Somebody had to class up the operation while Call just sat on the porch

cussing into frozen Kansas wind

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

which is still a better experience than most customer service lines in Los Angeles

Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt victoria a teal and purple shieldRenting from Marathon means standing in an empty lot, cussing into frozen Kansas wind, with zero cars and zero sympathy. That counter agent's dead eyed smile is the final boss of corporate indifference. Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Details: Burgundy circular medallion contains a stylized portrait of the Marathon Rent A Car counter agent with dark hair and a ruffled collar. Dark text below reads "You're F*cked at" in a serif font. A