Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Homey Don't Play That

Homey Don't Play That

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Golden-amber arched text reads "SPANIARD'S" above large decorative serif lettering reading "GLADIATOR

1969" in a clean corporate hierarchy

A small golden-yellow flux capacitor icon sits beneath the main text block

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Homey Don't Play ThatVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.