Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Shopping for someone else but

Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them

Green distressed text reads "MOUNTAIN" below the peaks

Bumpuses' hounds treating your holiday dinner like an all-you-can-eat buffet remains the most devastating culinary catastrophe in neighborhood history

" A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts Paul Bunyan in a red flannel shirt and suspenders

and absolutely zero patience for low ambitions

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Shopping for someone else butJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading