Boom Roasted - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M rendered in white with halftone

rendered in white with halftone dot shading

Orientation packets at Outpost 31 probably included frostbite protocols but nothing about coworkers splitting open like wet origami

Moving to a new town and immediately catching a beating from the local karate psychopath is one way to kick off a vacation

Repping it now is either a hometown flex or proof you've reached the final stage of antique mall addiction

CA" with gold text reading "1984" beneath it

Boom Roasted - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M rendered in white with halftonePutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block