The Swolly Spirit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL flanked by white lightning bolts

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

"4444 SUNSET BLVD" arched in the center

The liability waiver is a napkin that says "ten thousand dollars

Jesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage

Expanding into Marin County

The Swolly Spirit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL flanked by white lightning boltsSwole Jesus doing bicep curls suggests the resurrection was just the ultimate rest day payoff. Turns out the Holy Spirit has been running a PPL split this whole time and nobody in theology wants to talk about it. The Details: Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering reads "THE SWOLLY" across the top. A vintage cartoon illustration of a muscular, long haired, bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden tan