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Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

followed by cursive text reading "Continental Cuisine

" "MINNESOTA WISCONSIN LEAGUE

Arched distressed white block text reads "WALNUT GROWERS" above a vintage cartoon walnut character in golden-tan ink

Shouting "Free Bird" at a concert stopped being a song request in 1983 and became the mating call of every guy in cargo shorts holding a warm beer

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