Gee, I'm Really Sorry Your Mom Blew Up, Ricky - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Golden-yellow circular double-bordered seal contains

Golden-yellow circular double-bordered seal contains dark olive arched vintage display lettering reading "NEW PLANET" at the top and "ROLLER RINK" at the bottom

it carried the weight of baseball royalty into a small town bowling alley

a blue pom-pom on its head

Arched distressed white text reads "HANNIBAL" across the top and "CANNIBALS" across the bottom in bold serif lettering

and black ink with a weathered texture

Gee, I'm Really Sorry Your Mom Blew Up, Ricky - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Golden-yellow circular double-bordered seal containsCharles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference. Nobody on that mountain operates in the same reality, and honestly, that's the appeal. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Gray smoke wisps rise upward behind the text from a stylized lit cigarette at the bottom. Distressed white uppercase text reads "GEE, I'M REALLY SORRY YOUR MOM BLEW UP,