I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard A central illustration depicts a

A central illustration depicts a bowling ball with speed lines striking two pins beside a wagon wheel

a cartoon-style hand in peach skin tone with black outlines holds up two fingers in a peace sign

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

Colt Lanes stood as a Baltimore-area institution across Towson

Brown vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot strides mid-step in the classic Patterson-Gimlin pose

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard A central illustration depicts aBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked