I Was Young and I Needed the Money - Unisex Sweatshirt altoona Red script text reads "Photo

Red script text reads "Photo of My Balls" again as a caption below the illustration within the Polaroid border

Four teal stars flank white script text reading "The" above large distressed white block lettering reading "HA-HA HOLE

Iowa" with a swooping underline

Vernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses

white gloves

I Was Young and I Needed the Money - Unisex Sweatshirt altoona Red script text reads "PhotoBMX riders describe their childhood like they're in witness protection explaining a prior identity. Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently requires the same hushed confession as a canceled Cinemax pilot. The Details: Arched distressed cream text reads "I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a kid performing an aerial trick on a BMX bike, rendered in cream ink with weathered texture. Bold distressed cream serif text below