Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Brown cursive script reads "Biscayne"

Brown cursive script reads "Biscayne" above bold seafoam-green block text reading "CAFETERIA

" followed by a descending list of firework names in varying sizes

wearing a uniform cap and high-collared tunic

a Polynesian A-frame structure

and toppling a galactic superpower with prehistoric siege weapons

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Brown cursive script reads "Biscayne"Turd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &