Well, Happy Treason Day - Unisex Hoodie eugene " A centered golden fortune

" A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies

" White text reads "Class D Baseball Club

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Gold text at the bottom reads "CALIFORNIA

Golden-tan serif text below reads "HAMBURGER HAMLET" in large block letters

Well, Happy Treason Day - Unisex Hoodie eugene " A centered golden fortuneCelebrating independence while the crown still has receipts is the most passive aggressive holiday on the calendar. Treason just hits different when the victim's portrait is on a tea set. The Details: A posterized portrait of Queen Elizabeth II, rendered in white, red, and natural skin tones, depicts her wearing a crown, pearl necklace, and a red rose pinned to her lapel, mouth slightly open mid sentence. Bold white block text below reads "WELL, HAPPY