Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL holding a small cocktail in

holding a small cocktail in her raised hand

full-color print that holds up wash after wash

Arched white serif text reads "CHARGE IT" above centered italic script reading "To The" flanked by small horizontal dashes

Element 119 sits one spot past the last confirmed entry on the periodic table

Rebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes

Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL holding a small cocktail inVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.