The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt summer GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY"

GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY" printed below the arrows

representing a small western Pennsylvania mill town on the Class C circuit

with a heavy weathered texture eroding the letterforms throughout

Golden-yellow numerals "18" and "90" flank the mascot

Forty bucks

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt summer GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY"Stuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a